BRUTALLY Ranking Crypto Altcoins For 2025! (Harshest Yet!)

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Introduction to Crypto Coin Rankings

The speaker is ranking 50 old crypto coins for the 2025 bull run, providing honest insights into their potential. The ranking is based on a tier system:

  • Shit Coin: Projects expected to have an impending crash.
  • Meh: Not bad, not good, mediocre projects.
  • Punt: Could do well in the bull run, but it's a risk.
  • Wood Buy: Good for this bull run, but limited potential for subsequent bull runs.
  • Legendary: Expected to do well in this and the next bull run.
  • God Tier: Coins that can be bought today and held for 20 years, regardless of the crypto market's performance.

Coin Rankings

  1. Arve: Wood Buy - Quickly approaching price discovery, with no bounds to its potential growth.
  2. Cardano: Legendary - Strong technical project with a good leader, expected to do well.
  3. Aerodrome: Wood Buy - Great for institutional demand, but just a DEX on Base.
  4. Aos: Punt - Recent pump due to narrative change, but lacks long-term conviction.
  5. Icash: Wood Buy - US-based coin with a unique business model, but easily replicable.
  6. Aether: Wood Buy - Similar to Icash, with a focus on institutional clients.
  7. Ionet: Wood Buy - Partners with big institutions, but not confident in long-term success.
  8. ASI/FET: Legendary - Competing with centralized AI giants, with a promising alliance.
  9. Cosmos: Meh - Foundations for many projects, but lacks captivating narrative.
  10. Avalanche: Wood Buy - Safe layer one gaming coin play, with a low market cap.
  11. X-Lar: Wood Buy - Cross-chain project with ties to the real world, optimizing token usage.
  12. Beam: Wood Buy - Best risk and reward play for layer one gaming coins.
  13. Immutable X: Wood Buy - Similar to Beam, but with a higher market cap.
  14. Clearpool: Wood Buy - Great coin, but not much time spent on it.
  15. Polkadot: Legendary - Expected to do well in this and the next bull run.
  16. Idyll: Punt - Introduced a unique concept, but lacks engagement.
  17. Falk: Legendary - Premium on hardware, with a focus on decentralized computation.
  18. Filecoin: Legendary - Decentralized storage, with a strong use case.
  19. Flare: Wood Buy - New layer one with built-in oracles and cross-chain transfers.
  20. Flux: Legendary - Proof of work layer one, never had downtime, and energy efficient.
  21. Gala: Meh - Split focal points, with better plays available for layer one gaming coins.
  22. HBAR: God Tier - Hash graph with fair ordering, used in supply chain management and gaming.
  23. Hyperliquid: Shit Coin - New layer one focusing on finance, with too much hype.
  24. ICP: God Tier - Can host terabytes of storage and smart contracts, with great infrastructure.
  25. Luthium: Punt - Good for a single game, but risky due to reliance on game performance.
  26. Injective: Legendary - Knows how to market for a bull run, with a strong team.
  27. Jupiter: Wood Buy - Main DEX on Solana, with a lot of demand.
  28. Chainlink: God Tier - Branched out to become a massive company, with a strong use case.
  29. Dana: Punt - Proof of work layer one, with a unique architecture, but struggling to beat all-time high.
  30. Mina: Legendary - ZKP technology, with a great use case, but not quite God Tier.
  31. Morpho: Wood Buy - Lending and borrowing on Base, with a recent announcement.
  32. NEAR: Meh - Multiples are tiny, with a high market cap.
  33. Ondo: God Tier - Great coin, with a strong use case.
  34. Optimism: Punt - Layer two, with a lot of competition.
  35. Pith: Legendary - Oracle, with a strong use case, and a lot of traded volume.
  36. Render: God Tier - AI and D-PIN, with recent upgrades and connections to big companies.
  37. Solana: Meh - Not the best choice for this bull run, due to centralization and technology concerns.
  38. Suey: Wood Buy - Good substitute for Solana, with a low market cap.
  39. Potenza: Meh - Layer one, with a unique concept, but lacks tangibility.
  40. Ton: Punt - Telegram's coin, with a unique use case, but relies on single news to pump.
  41. Wormhole: Legendary - De facto in and out of Solana ecosystem, with a strong partnership with Securitize.
  42. XRP: God Tier - Largest partnerships, with a successful business model, but has some concerns with token dumping and transaction fees.

Conclusion

The speaker provides a detailed ranking of 50 old crypto coins, with a focus on their potential for the 2025 bull run. The rankings are based on a tier system, with six categories: Shit Coin, Meh, Punt, Wood Buy, Legendary, and God Tier. The speaker provides honest insights into each coin's potential, highlighting their strengths and weaknesses.